I thought I might get sage advice… I was wrong. haha!
http://uurrff.blogspot.com/2008/08/gk-advisor.html
I still don’t know if I can give you the correct grammatical usage of less and fewer. I don’t know if I have the guts to ask anybody for a while after the lashing GK gave me. I will be delivering her mojito after work this afternoon. What else can I do?